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it’s so sad i have to block these beautiful women sorry my dear but you’re not real

THEY ARE REAL. TO ME. you wouldn't get it i'm gonna go see my beautiful girlfriend diseasedribbon22

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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore

i literally couldn't ignore this if i tried

gets self conscious at my own autopsy like omggg stop looking at my bodyyyy

Official Tree Penis Post

pussy so powerful her bush did 9/11

you guys should check out the world wide web. they've got pictures of women on there

haha. the cat would like a cheeseburger. But he speaks in a peculiar way

they have web 'pages' where you can dress barbie up in lots of different outfits. so fun!

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