I am Alive.

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

Holy crap

You have been sentenced to wander eternally in the Fanta Labyrinth

Mutuals do this

THIS is the kind of stimulation I need in my enclosure

Yall are like “I’m baby I’m baby” because you can’t control your sensitivity and emotions due to bad habits you developed during your teens on bpd tumblr and then see an actual baby crying in the theater while you’re watching frozen 2 because you kin elsa to cope and suddenly yall don’t like babies anymore? ok googoo gaga

Omg

Of course we can’t handle distressed babies because we ARE the distressed babies and we need adults

You’re not a distressed baby you’re an adult who writes incest fanfiction

Tumblr really has the best PvP of any social media

Burnie Sandals

Let’s also talk about the fact that the second line of the first post says “I feel like the white eminem” but eminem is white

HELLO FELLOW CRIMINALS. I LIKE DOING CRIME. WHERE DO ALL OF YOU DO YOUR CRIMES? HOW MANY CRIMES DO YOU ON A REGULAR BASIS? ARE YOU PLANNING ANY CURRENT CRIMES? I AM NOT A COP

Ihatethepolice1

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this.  He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.

#you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

‘critics hated it but straight audiences loved it’ and ‘critics hated it but gay audiences loved it’ are completely opposite genres

I really appreciate that everyone knows I was talking about venom

Tumblr Code.

incorrect

Oh fuck, my bad

Eat food no matter what surface

That’s six words

Eat no matter what surface

Eat what?

If I were king, you’d all be in prison

i asked a guy what the difference between stocks and bitcoin is today and he had to go to a different room to calm down

He probably just left the room to look up what the difference is

people on tumblr will tell someone “burn in a fire. rot in hell. down some pills and off yourself. no one loves you.” and then tag it #suicide tw #suibate tw #drugs tw #death mention

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up