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Me, after interacting with one K-Pop fan:

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals 

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

I want to introduce you'all to Negro Matapacos, the most revolutionary dog in Chile

Due to the situation we are living right now in my country, i think he deserves to be remembered as the fighting dog he was. He is dearly missed by us that fill the streets fighting like him.

You see, he was a stray and lived in the strees of Santiago. He was fed and cared by a lady that lived there, but still he belonged in the streets and was loved by many

He never missed a protest. You always saw him running alongside the protesters, barking and even being reached by the powerul yet of the 'guanaco'

Even wet and tired, he fought and protected everyone near him

We loved him dearly because he never failed to growl and bark at the police officers opressing the protesters.

Either you deliberately go back in time with the purpose of letting her die, saving the entire town or you do nothing and let the storm take its course naturally, freeing you from moral responsibility.

In any case, it made for a hilarious mental image.