clearly the pineapple is the slut

if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

You know a character is beyond messed up when 'gay and homophobic' doesn't even make the top 5 reasons they need therapy

Ouyang and Zhu biting scene being a blowjob metaphor and also a handshake of absolute trust and a proof of concept of intimacy via cannibalism but also it’s auto-cannibalism because they’re the same person which would also make it auto-fellatio - masturbation? but also it’s not ‘romantic’ it’s an expression of deep solidarity between queer people and also it’s literally just some guy biting another guys hand. also it is a blowjob. there’s never been a book like this before.

i love that zhu saw how messed up ouyang is and went like, "hmm...maybe bdsm will fix him?"

"Not gay, just giving this guy a blowjob as part of my comically baroque revenge plot' truly is a character beat of all time.