Please NO nsfw

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

Grahhh fuck!! I have this stupid desire for human connection!!!!

the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

The thing that always strikes me about that conversation at the end of Scorpia where Alex gets told the truth about John is that like. MI6 are basically like 'yeah he worked for us and we faked some of those assassinations he did. Not all of them though, we didn't care about the corrupt police guy etc and he was pretending to be a killer.' And idk there's just this sense of yes, John Rider wasn't as evil as most of Scorpia and wasn't actually working for them, but he was still willing to kill in cold blood for his job, and Alex is basically the only one in the book who has a real issue with that. Scorpia obviously don't care, but MI6 also aren't too bothered by it as long as it's not 'innocent' people.