Happy we'll be, beyond the sea, and never again I'll go sailing.

'i asked chatgpt' yeah well I asked the three witches and now I'm the king of Scotland. so

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

#i’d illegally download you all

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

Make sure you put in a quiet corner so they can sleep

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

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Like at ye mighty and despair…

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

your mistake is thinking healing will always feel good, and not often like molting while clung to dead tree bark

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

@point-two-two

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

just saw a 'comments' tab on someones blog you know where the following and likes tabs would be if enabled and it was just showing all the replies theyve made on peoples posts. this is fascinating when did this feature come out