We're tall, O God, we're tall!

you say excuse me when you burp, and other people say bless you when you sneeze. but is there nothing for the humble cough? we live in a brutal world.

i will betray myself for a discount

lol she doesnt even know that the body is a loan or that earth is the true flesh

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

before there was Online there was lying on the floor and studying the patterns of the carpet and tracing it with your finger

i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes

last week I was deep in the trenches ploughing through work and mid-afternoon realised I'd neglected to open the blinds and the room was a little dim, so I got up to do that and discovered that a car had flipped onto its roof directly outside my flat and the entire street was closed and flooded with emergency service while they dragged someone out of the vehicle and packed them into an ambulance. so now every time I open the blinds I'm a little like the dog with the ham sandwich bush. what the fuck could it be today.

sorry your advice only applies to people who are fundamentally saveable on a cosmic and cellular level

just realized we're all gonna make it!

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself