Procrastinating growing up

I love how straight ppl make jokes about women who are good at stuff by calling them a lesbian. Like she lifts weights? Lesbian. She’s funny? Lesbian. All you’re doin is making it look like we lesbians are good at everything and we are

masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.

me @ dinner parties

When you’re gay in your house with nobody else you’re homolone

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

listen, strange naked women emerging from fires is no basis for a system of government

I don’t watch much tv so this is either a game of thrones reference or I missed a big moment in the Hillary campaign

“Be as weird as possible running onto the field”

Never not reblog.

I feel like the guy on tenors was the designated driver.

Nah he probably just couldn’t be that weird cause they’re heavy

Your logic is unwanted here.

I hate watching white people on buzzfeed trying “ethnic” food and gagging when they eat something that has more flavor than a rice cracker

I hate people who cook ethnic food and put 300% more seasoning on it than necessary bc they think it’ll taste better with more seasoning.

Holy shit turn on the audio

PLEASE TURN ON THE AUDIO

I will reblog this every time I see it because literally every time I cannot handle it

your friend group will gradually get gayer and gayer throughout the years