Lil McSquizzy

that was the uggliest sound I’ve ever heard….. lol 

when he pulls out

WHAT

Which sea is Ariel?

Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.

Omg.

WHAT

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

check the gloves, vegeta’s the one holding it too

If they put this out for sale and don’t list the price as “Over $9000” they’re doing something wrong

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

“Honor your father and your mother”

“Gargle my dick and balls”

fill’er up

this was not a mistake

NutQuik™

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

That was a wild goddamn ride

god this was worth the read

They Look 10x Scarier.

Wavy

Yeah, this is scary lol especially the amoeba

This is So Dope

Fun Fact: she’s 27

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

this wasn’t made….recently?!