i’m alive but i’m dead !

thinking about developing a social skill soon

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

Spiders jpg

Woah dude

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i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

Becoming one of those deranged "I trained myself to move around like a horse" tiktokkers but it's just how to lie down and look forward at the same time.

accidentally got stuck in a compulsive thought loop instead of living any sort of life

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers

So difficult to withhold the eyeroll when people say things like, "My body was designed for this" wrt childbirth or whatever, because even if I accept the premise that our bodies were designed, I have to imagine mine was designed with the most basic function of breathing in mind, and yet I had childhood asthma and would have died without intervention so idk if I'm trusting my "designer" with something as physically traumatic and historically deadly as childbirth

"Your body knows what to do" my body tries to close its own throat and die if I encounter a shrimp or perhaps a crab so idk about that one man

casting spell of : i dont think that's true

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free