You were a fool to confront me.

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

joker with an earring voice. bi so curious. sorry. fuck. sorry. this post sucks so fucking bad.

folds hands.Thinking about romac for the ten thousandth time

I love the characters so much i need them to escape the source material and place them in increasingly insane aus

Captain being a mysterious but benevolent as fuck entity.... try to unlock zeer mysteries and you'll end up down so many paths in the rabbit hole that you can't fathom and makes you head hurt. Zeer like above anything the realm of any au where zee can fuck around constantly but always makes sure everythings okay. And zee makes outdated refrences to memes that would make the reader groan no matter what universe.

folds hands.Thinking about romac for the ten thousandth time

I love the characters so much i need them to escape the source material and place them in increasingly insane aus

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much