You were a fool to confront me.

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

Fishing is the original gacha game

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

disgraced nascar driver pulling over after a devastating loss and shooting the car in the head like an injured horse

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

Hello guys. Any pics for me today?

This guy can go wherever he wants, right?

on a ride like that? absolutely…

I think people are kinda skimming over the fact that Greenland is colonized by the Danish, because many people seem to think that colonization can only happen when the Yanks do it.

Greenland Kalaallit Nunaat is Inuit land!!!