The Girl with the Spray Bottle Tattoo

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

I fuckin’ love this comic. Makes me smile like crazy every time it pops up.

I wonder if the Wolf Hunter thought he was going to a farm that grew elves.

Godverdomme nu moet ik de Duitse en Franse taal zien voor de hele dag, dit zou als martelen moeten tellen

And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?

Mud wizard 1, cops 0