You can never have enough precision in your soup

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

Discworld Heritage Post

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning