Cowabummer, Dude

Actually I take that back. This book is like level four. Fanon is level six. Like as much as I want people to educate themselves, I admit I wouldn't push someone into the pool with Fanon immediately before giving them some easier reading assignments to match where they are. Otherwise we're just gonna get more questions that could have been addressed with the foundational work.

guys have we considered that during this tour, phil will turn 40 years old. like has anyone thought about that?

can you imagine loving someone at 18, then watching them turn 40? how fucking important and insane that is??

i’d be so pissed off if dick grayson were my brother imagine you’re having a laugh with him and you make some joke about bruce wayne that he’s decided in his beautiful mind went too far in ways that you actually don’t fully understand and he suddenly gets all serious and looks darkly to the side and goes “you don’t know him. not like i do. you haven’t bled for him and loved him the way that i have.” like oh my fucking god bro i was playinggg

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

I’m sorry MS PAINT????

pride month is almost over I would just like to say happy pride to boring LGBTQ people in particular. everyone expects us to be brilliant creatives and scientists and interior decorators and quirky professors and tortured artists but some of us wear nothing but Kirkland Signature clothing and watch Friends and The Office and are incapable of having an interesting conversation and that is okay. our diversity is our strength.

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

You can support imprisoned people by sending them letters of support and money to use for the commisary and phone calls. Being in prison is expensive. Don't write anything that would get them in trouble. Prisoners' mail is read by guards.

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.