Oh my gosh, she does look pretty darn close! She's so pretty!

comparing the gayness of the two main askewniverse ships is so funny cuz randal and dante were doing some brokeback mountain wish i knew how to quit you shit entirely in subtext without even kissing once and then you look over and jay is talking about wanting to suck silent bob's dick in their very first scene together and then he keeps talking about it for several more movies

dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

butch4butch caitronica let's make it happen

Does anyone ever have that experience where your hyperfixation gradually starts to gnaw at you, over time. Like, things you've noticed that make you feel the thing you love is different now, to you, and not in a good way. And you can't explain why, because it won't sound right to anyone else. And now you feel you don't know it, anymore. You feel like you might have to rebuild your relationship with it, in order to enjoy it, again. I'm feeling that, and it makes me a bit sad.

Yeah, this feeling crops up a fair bit, but last night I think I was just off balance. I've been pretty drained these past few weeks, and I've not reacted to things as I should.

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend