A squishy freaking nerd

The American Left needs a leader who can fix fifa matches for the USA, that's what the people really demand.

Bringing it back bc still very valid

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

WHY MUST MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE SUDAMÉRICA SUFFER LIKE THIS

COLOMBIA TALK TO ME

"convince your followers that their Oppressor Class (whether real or imagined) is less deserving of human rights" is the oldest and most reliable trick in the book to incite mass violence, and you're not immune to it because you're a Good Person with Correct Opinions. you will continue to be a potential breeding ground for fascist thought until you stop dehumanizing people in any context, regardless of whether they deserve it or not, or how serious you are. there can be no acceptable targets.

not even joking this is one of the worst possible changes that i could've reasonably conceived of to happen to video games.

This is 100% something I’d send to my 2 flirty friends

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

Those teachers that made you go boy girl boy girl in lines or seating arrangements never made any sense to me because whenever I’ve had friends I’ve had a mix of boy and girl friends so we’d still all sit together just in an arbitrary gender based order

Oh no that kid might move here when they’re older, offsetting our low birth rate and paying taxes, oh no.

Immigrants almost always make a place more interesting so I just shrimply do not give a fuck

World Heritage Post

I wash the cats’ water bowl every other day and every time I do it they swipe at me and pace around me like they are soooo thirsty and I have just stolen their precious water from them that they’ve been spitting food into and then when I put the clean and full water bowl back down they just sniff it and then don’t drink any. Okay so you weren’t thirsty and you just didn’t trust me is that it

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can