Paladin Disorder Cultivation Site

um actually you can join the army at 16

but you need your mum to write you a permission slip

No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*

tumblr user Anonymous has been saying some very rude things to various bloggers for many years now

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both

Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"

"We as a family decided to do this" you and your hostages all came together and agreed on it, yeah.

Death to the family itself but a very special death for family bloggers/youtubers

If you think the shit that people willingly record themselves doing to their own kids "for content" is horrific just wait until you learn what literally any given parent is doing to their kids behind closed doors AND in public at any given time.

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free