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"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

tumblr night shift is crazy everyones ready to die or ready to fuck

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

Me and my friends would have killed Grima Wormtongue with hammers I can tell you that much

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

Wait u guys missed my chiikawa obsession

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.