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johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

i've been on this site for 15 years and i've lived through so many updates and web designs and features and i've always felt like the changes they make want to force users to deactivate and leave so they have a reason to nuke itself and close this place down but we're like old ass pensioners on a porch and this is my house and my lawn and i ain't going nowhere you no good sons of bitches

do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

idk who needs to hear this but ‘texting and driving’ actually is about driving & looking at ur phone for any reason including typing new directions into your damn maps app or choosing a song. stop swerving into my lane looking up a playlist to commit vehicular manslaughter to. ‘i wasn’t technically texting’ aint gonna hold up in court babes

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

Thanks for the book recommendation but I am actually reading all texts chronologically and geographically by region. Currently on 4th century BC in western China. No, no, not an intimidating undertaking. Very interesting stuff. Lots of in-fighting in the royal family. Many princes to keep up with. I’m sure I’ll eventually get around to the Americas and read my way to that Colleen Hoover book you suggested.

The issue with the daylight savings time change is that people aren't used to falling back an hour or springing forward an hour, and people struggle as they take the time to adjust. But of course, if you only do something twice a year you'll never develop a talent for it. You need to practice if you really want to be good at something! Under my proposal, which absolutely everyone will hate,