love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

Official fish post

basically the whole bible happens to me daily

i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

What about violence in movies?

glad you asked. they also have to show cock.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a wretched old man

IASIP should have Mac's mom and Charlie's mom abruptly get married. The dynamic between them is completely unchanged and there is absolutely no buildup to this occurring. It just kind of happens. The wedding is horrible.

Thunderstorm jazz is freaking awesome. I need an album of that. I’d sleep like a baby.

“oh I’ll bet that’s Dorren… yup, that’s Doreen.”  https://www.doreensjazz.com

Reblogging not for the first nor the last time. There’s just something right about this conjunction of laid-back music and lively weather…

oh shit - i was time travelling and accidentally killed an ancient italian. doesn’t matter tho everyone was killing each other, when in Reme do as the Remans