a small blue thing

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real

Imagining toothpaste accumulating in the letters

Imagine mould growing under the plate and having to disassemble the sink to clean it

And before anyone accuses me of being a prude you’re wrong the most fuckable piece of MBTA rolling stock is the type 8. She has the range darling, she will sing and scream in equal measure, she’s bendier than a circus performer to fit through tight spaces, she’s a boston icon and she always comes with a kinki friend

So what if she’s high maintenance it just means she knows what she wants

Thank you so much @shilohta !

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

It’s like someone went crazy with a label maker and I love it.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

DONT STOP ME NOW!

See the whole thing on the Internet Archive! (With plenty of info and a link to the record at the Bodleian Library, where the Kennicott Bible lives now. You can also download a PDF)

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

Australian, I also do this

i sort of wanna do a linguistics survey to see how this varies in rhotic and non-rhotic areas

Non-rhotic for the Australian accents

y'know, I don't actually think "pick your battles" means "don't argue so much." I think it means that you should set the terms of engagement so that you'll win. The first one discourages people from addressing wrongs. The second one encourages you to defeat them.