Navy Wife, Mom Life

In holiday movies where Santa is real, the adults do not believe in him, even though presents just appear in their houses.

I made this today and it was absolutely disgusting.

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7

This is me!! I’m 39w5d, but I had my membranes swept on Monday and just had so much hope for it that since he didn’t come, I feel like I’m past my due date 😂

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

The easiest part about learning English as a foreigner is English is everywhere. The hardest part about learning another language as a native English speaker is English is everywhere.

For real. Living in Sicily, I thought I’d be able to pick up Italian, but whenever we go out and I try to ask questions in Italian or order in Italian, people respond with “oh I speak English” then continue the conversation in English.