i hate paying the ultimate price

(okay no, but put in the tags something youre the unofficial influencer of. Like something youve purchased enough, used enough, bragged about and endorsed enough to others that you should be an influencer for)

albums with songs that flow right into each other suck the dick meat right off the bone

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

they call me the bug whisperer. because i whisper to bugs

the bugs don’t know what i’m saying

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

Happy 10 year anniversary to the Markorra bottles, never popped

$20 is literally life or death for this particular kind of guy. There will be blood

How is it so fucking hard for you people to realize an arrest does not mean guilty. Why are you all fucking cops

“Oh they arrested the shooter and found his socials” no, they arrested a guy that they are now going to beat to death until he confesses that he did it, drop a bunch of lifetime sentences on him at best, and wash their hands of it all. Stop being fucking cops

🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

it seems not everyone is as patient as I

I literally have this exact thought multiple times every day when i talk to anyone i know. and theyre always watching a new show im like wtf even is that ive never watched a tv show in my life