Schrodinger's Bishounen

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

it's because he didn't use washi tape

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

pharyngeal jaws are actually very funny to me. this stupid fish with no hands just bit down on something and can't fucking swallow it or push it down. solution: second, smaller set of jaws

I will NEVER see an anomalocaris. I will NEVER hold a trilobite. I will NEVER see a dimetrodon or an eight foot long millipede. and I will NEVER see a pterosaur

"EUNUCH IS A SLUR" SDFHSDHFHSDFHSHF FOR WHO????