Ive Got Hungey Eyes

i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit

Love is stored in the garlic powder.

Excited for 2021 just because we will celebrate the 30 year anniversary of Prince wearing Assless pants to the VMAS in 1991

You think Harry wouldn't?

we know he wouldn’t

and we hope he won’t!

meringue has always been there for me when i feel like pretending i’m chewing through a plaster wall

the lgtb (let’s get this bread) community

*does a gay little confession that sends me to super hell and pisses you off*

Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.

Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you’re a good partner. Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.

I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.

#marie kondo your marriage