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Literally no idea what this is about but I do think this is the funniest plot twist in anything ever

can’t my serotonin levels just regulate their fucking selves. grow up

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all my friends

sorry for acting so strange & irregular it will happen again

can’t wait for spotify wrapped to tell me that i’ve listened to the same three songs all year but in a fun powerpoint graphics kind of way

No more girlbossing i want to girl rest girl sleep girl lay down etc

god i hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny

I swear to god every time I see this post within 24 hours some huge catastrophic news story breaks

I made this in reference to comic/game stuff but I’m glad to see this one’s going over well with all the writers

so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night

That is the cutest thing I’ve ever read oh my god

These are some of the best secret mom stories I’ve ever read, omg.

“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

she heard my order exactly, i didn’t stutter, no uhhhh from me. clean, normal human interaction, just a fluid conversation. so cool