Throw it out the airlock

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

DISHONORED

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cassandra: we’ve... never been here before

inquisitor: dorian, cassandra doesn’t remember the battle of the western approach

dorian: oh of course. well, i’m not saying i liked the army of walking corpses, i am saying that they broke the monotony

inquisitor: i don’t miss the were-varghests. or the fade whirlpool

dorian: [in the tone of someone saying something absolutely hilarious] well you can’t really miss the fade whirlpool

inquisitor: [cracks up laughing]

inquisitor: i don’t think it’s helpful

josephine: could you try to be? because our forces are falling apart as we speak.

dorian: understandable but i’m going to have to ask you to not

inquisitor: can i at least tell him that in the other timeline we were gay married for three decades or something

inquisitor: cullen i’m going to be real with you i was much more understanding the first time we had this conversation but if i am separated from the only person who understands what i’ve been through right now i’m going to start shaking like a chihuahua and then possibly start biting

dorian: i hate to admit to any such reliance but yes if you try to remove me i will probably simply tell you when you’ll die

inquisitor: and it’s not even a good one, cullen

inquisitor: oh so you know how we still never really figured out what his deal was in the other timeline

dorian: i remember

been implying that we did

just to fuck with him

My gift from @wardencommanderoakenshield for @masseffectholidaycheer has arrived (also everyone panicking about customs had me sent to the moon it really was okay and I am absolutely so blown away by how wonderful this gift is ong-)

They went so far above and beyond,

To start, I opened it up and was met with literally every one of my favorite snacks. I’m convinced you live in the walls and know what I snack on because this was so crazy-

I haven’t tried smog balls before and am SO excited to find out if they match my expectation of sour you have NO idea how over the moon I am. The mug is so good, it got opened last but I wanted to put it here first because it made me giggle so hard.

Then I found books, so many books

And I’m not joking I teared up a little at the art book. I have wanted it so terribly for so long, it’s so gorgeous… Studying other artists’ work flow and style is a hobby of mine and I collect art books like no one’s business (staring at my shelf filled with final fantasy art books alone…)

Also all the extra andromeda content for me to read!!!! IM JUMPING OFF THE WALLS LIKE IM ACTUALLY SO STOKED AHHHH

So now I was getting a little emotional, and found the posters and opened the letter. And what do you MEAN there’s another package!!! WHAT!

But, the posters are yet again actually my two faves, Voeld and Havarl, and they are so gorgeous. Jaal is my favorite companion and this really got me in the gut after paging through the art book for a second.

And the stickers are thick dishwasher safe ones! So they’re going on EVERY surface I can find.

As for the letter, you are the sweetest individual and the level of thought you put into all of this. I want you to know I’m sending you so much love and hugs and kisses, and to our fellow reaplings JUST WAIT THERES MORE

Because they DREW TALI aAAAAAA

She’s getting a frame this is so extremely cherished and I am so grateful and honored you put this level of thought into me, someone you don’t know all that well.

Also I need to shout out Pingu on the envelope that came with the letter, he’s usually my favorite gift to use in every setting. You live in my walls or something SERIOUSLY…

Dracula and Jonathan’s Tango - from The Polish National Opera production of ‘Dracula’.

12 year old me: