Fuck Fuck Boys

Gossip Girl is about living under a surveillance state

UFOs appear blurry in pictures because they have the technology to make the picture look fake so nobody will think they’re real

[”That night, I began to understand that there’s a difference between someone actively trying to harm you and someone’s specific constellation of shortcomings being harmful to you.”]

This is ridiculously sweet and I’m gayer because of it, awww

cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

This video is so top notch, it has so many good things in it: the squinty eyes, the background music, the smack, the fall

salvador dali that wild son of a gun he loved Bendy clocks

on the one hand i agree with this but on the other hand one of my coworkers rented an alpaca from a petting zoo and brought it to work because my boss said she wanted an alpaca sweater but the guy didn’t hear her say sweater and didn’t want to upset her by asking why the fuck she’d want an alpaca

I think that highlights a good genre difference: miscommunication in drama is frustrating, overused, and just kinda shit. Miscommunication in comedy is fucking hilarious.

Personal growth becomes so addictive once you realize that it’s always possible to improve your experience of being.