Pursuit of Excellence

This one bitch funny as hell

Corporations right now

update: he is currently having signs of organ failure. please help share this!

idk why i just remembered this but all throughout kindergarten and first grade i used to draw a lil snail in the corner of every paper i had to turn in because it was a happy snail so i thought it would make my teachers happy when they were grading papers because i was a pure and simple child but in 2nd grade my teacher would take off 2 points if i drew it on my homework and 5 points if i drew it on a quiz or test so i stopped but like it was so harmless it was just a lil shitty doodle of a smiling snail it wasn’t distracting me or anything from the task at hand so i’d like to say to mrs whoeverthefuck that snail was supposed to be a happy thing u bitch

This perfectly describes what is wrong with our education system

Am I having a fucking stroke

This is like the fifth time I’ve run into this post what the fuck

Why is this the FIRST thing I see on my dashboard

ah yes, it’s back 

what a ride

I’ve never seen so many JoJo references in one place at once

Jesus

Around the middle I stopped processing information and just kept scrolling through while having a slight stroke