IF I'M DARK, ALL THE BETTER

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

Lestat really is a true glam rock star because he looks great but his music sucks ass

lestat even opening his door for trick-or-treaters was very funny to me

i think armand is just wearing that eye patch for attention

and speaking of me2 i think that everyone in that game was tens of thousands of degrees too chill about everything. like hey shepard remember when you floated out into the cold and ruthless maw of vacuum and felt all the fire that was You be snuffed out into nothing. lol welcome back. ye youre literally falling apart at the seams. yeah that's not skin under those scars dont worry abt it lol. lol hey shep have you ever thought about how much of a ship has to be replaced for it to be the same ship lol like whattt. anyways here's your new ship it looks just like the old one but there are doors where there weren't before and echoes run through the too-big halls and nobody is there anymore haha. working under the cerberus flag makes your skin crawl but at least you have more freedom!! finally free of the organisation that uses your life as a means to someone else's end!!! aren't second chances great :)