IF I'M DARK, ALL THE BETTER

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

see the thing about iwtv is that i will always believe louis no matter what unless claudia says something different. then i believe claudia. lestat could tell me that it's raining during a thunderstorm and id need a peer review.

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

I hate this new use of the word LARPer, what does the noble Live-Action Role Play have to do with all this?

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

.wHY DOES THIS MAKE SENSE

.you know why it makes sense to you, nh…

.aHAH. cHEESE...

.cheese freak alert

.sHADDAP.

.cheese freak alert

.sSSHHAAAADDAP.....

.CHEESE FREAAAAKK WEEE WOO WEE WOO

.i'M GONNA FUCKING SPLIT YOUR SKULL

OMG can you shut the fuck up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

you cannot make a post about how men put women in certain boxes without someone going "but what if i love the box? what if i've decided that it's comfortable in the box? are you gonna tell me i'm not ALLOWED to like the box? not very feminist of you to police a woman's decisions... maybe you'd be less ugly and miserable if you stopped talking about the box LMFAO #Girlboss #MyBox<3"

"You only like this character because she's a woman!" okay and you hate her because she's a woman, knowing that she has all the traits you would enjoy in a male character.

when it finally happens they shouldn’t lower the flags to half mast, they should raise them to 1.5 mast. add some mast to that mast. maybe some balloons too.

Fidel Castro