IF I'M DARK, ALL THE BETTER

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

i DON'T need them to kiss i need them to come to the sobering realisation that their souls are merged and no part of them is extricable from the other anymore

girl i don’t know how to say this. that’s not a found family that’s a platoon of child soldiers.

hi,my name is Normal About Characters and youcan always trust me to be normal about the cahracter

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes