We were infinite.

me to myself: girl if you actually applied yourself in like….anything you’d be dangerous bitch

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.

I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

Ultimate goal.

roseanne and dan are the best

cinematic gold

where is their oscar

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

*Perfect couple.

AWWWWWWWWWWW

A VALIANT PUPPER

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

I’m so confused by people who are constantly with 5+ friends every day in their posts and snap stories. Just basic stuff, like “gettin a taco for lunch” but it’s a party. How?? I have plenty of friends but I swear it takes 4 days of back and forth to coordinate getting 3 people in the same place at the same time.