this is my mom making stroganoff

mate,

Abraham Lincoln, the most notoriously horny president

so youre telling me, this guy gets hard on the idea of rich blonde white women with huge tits in suits filling their grocery shop carts with ridiculously overpriced wonder bread

oh judy hopps got her abortion btw in case u were wondering

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

Whoa mama mia cunt

Just worked my first ever 12 hour shift, AMA

fashion is all we have but yall dont act like it. i take one look at some of u and i can tell youre demiromantic and have a dan and phil furry blog. at least dress like you plan on getting some coochie

Queerplatonic bondage: Those dudebros who duct tape their friends to the ceiling at parties