Jasmin UwU

he's being transphobic to one of them but they can't tell which one

See, I believe that the body's signalling mechanisms actually do something, rather than being fun little molecules that are unimportant in comparison to your cells' ability to read your spiritual alignment or whatever.

Like to be quite honest I don't think my body is smart enough to understand that there's no uterus in here while I'm actively flooding my bloodstream with the "you have a uterus" signalling molecules.

There are people who stepped on a landmine and still feel pain in a leg that's scattered across the desert. Your body doesn't know shit.

i am the internet angel!! ill spread my love thru the wires like a viruss !!!

Impregnate the internet with your love

As a writer, I can't help but notice that this problem could be solved by. Not harassing people who use AI.

Once you study quadratics in middle school you will foolishly think that polynomials are trivial and child's play, oh how naive... If you study higher maths you will realize that it's polynomials all the way down 👇👇👇, but what about trigonometric functions, logarithms? Polynomials in a trench coat, oh group theory? Das a polynomial, linear algebra? Nope it's a polynomial, your wife? Believe it or not she has been a polynomial all along

Even prime numbers are fucking polynomials

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

Personally my alternative is to wait another while for room-temp superconductors to be passé and to find one that can be levitated at baking temperatures. Maglev muffin may also enable induction heating from inside the muffin, foregoing the conventional oven entirely

This can be done easily on Earth with Bernoulli levitation. You don't even need to make the whole system yourself, just mortify an air fryer.

Wait, which series does Miles Morales first appear in? All these different series are so confusing

Ultimate Spider-Man, in the universe of the Ultimate imprint. It was the best of the Ultimate series.

Cool 👍

This is the most accurate post about getting into comic books I have ever seen.

Everything could be like this if we didn't have IP law. Imagine the possibilities

just realised madame and monsieur in French are literally just. my lady and my sir. genuinely pissed me off a little

Even more reasons to kill the french language with hammers

The flu

while that is funny i feel like there should actually be a word

Odorlessness

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

there should be a pill you can take one time that will teleport your uterus into a specimen jar completely painlessly

So you can beat the shit out of it with your own hands

trying this new thing where i chew my food thoroughly and it is boring as fuuuuuck

Your problem is that you should eat eat more easily chewable food

trying this new thing where i chew my food thoroughly and it is boring as fuuuuuck

Your problem is that you should eat eat more easily chewable food

It's becoming clearer that sometimes when I say "use your local library" it's taken as "use a public library" and while that is definitely something you should be doing if you can, I'm usually talking about any library that's accessible to you!! Lending libraries, online libraries, school libraries, all of these are important to use as well!! If you have access to them, use them!! "Your local library" means any library that is local to you!

For anyone who can’t get a physical library card, for whatever reason, the Internet Archive (yeah, I keep mentioning it AND I’LL MENTION IT AGAIN!!) only needs a basic sign-up like any other site for you to start loaning books. No ID necessary!

And If you live in an area without any libraries (or access to official library websites for some reason) it's imperative you pirate all the books you want, okay? I love you

Anna's Archive and OceanOfPDF are pretty good