Jasmin UwU

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

Incredible "the left can't meme" energy from this image. Especially annoying because the message is good :(

How is reminding people that fossil fuels are literally orders of magnitude worse than nuclear right wing in any way???

Worm really managed to mimic its comic book inspirations in a truly incredible way, in that 90% of the people who write fanfiction for it haven’t actually read the source material.

This is a good thing btw

so is the ebb & flow of culture next to your keyboard or next to your pussy or somewhere else and you have really long fingers my first guess is option 2 but I am open to other interpretations

Her keyboard is next to her pussy and the ebb & flow of culture is somewhere else

a major difference between yuri and bl works is that “non/dub-con between the main couple” is way less of a thing in the former

This is because straight women are overly sexual and pornbrained but straight men are blushing flowers and naturally inclined towards romance

whats the gayest/queerest maths subject?

Some people treat category theory as a buzzword on the level of quantum

If you give me 1 dollar I will double your money guaranteed, I swear on my own life this isn't a Ponzi scheme we are going to the roulette wheel and killing ourselves if we lose

Multiverse hack

I think we as atheists have probably swung too far towards tolerance and polite quiet. We should swing back towards publicly criticising the repression, hypocrisy, deception, untruths, bigotry, cruelty and nonsense of religions. even on Tumblr the Catholics have stopped feeling any sort of shame! the CATHOLICS!!!

Well, they still feel their weird sublimated sexual shame. But I don't want to be part of that. I'd rather they feel shame for, like, the child abuse.

Honestly as a Bi freak my real issue with Fujo's is that they are content with being in the metaphorical and literal cuck chair. An observer is worthless to me, I want an active participant. Stop being happy off to the side and start trying to slide into the middle. Try dreaming of bigger and better things.

But it's really fun to watch, and I'm too lazy to participate

Sometimes there is doggy fluffy and that's awesomesauce

Sometimes there isn't

Been thinking of getting into lying, what are some good starter lies I can tell to those who trust me

I love you

I don't know much about Bjarne Stroustrup so perhaps I'm misguided but I don't think I've ever read a quote from him and thought "wow, that's really insightful". It's mostly the opposite.

i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen

Everyone rightfully shits on executives, but I think investors should also be considered mass murderers

Imagine if astrology was real and astrophysicists realized that instead of building telescopes, you could do observations by just handing out out a ton of surveys. First detection of gravitational waves comes decades earlier in 1997, after a study of 300,000 sagitarius women finds than they break up with their boyfriends 23 minutes earlier than the cosmic baseline would suggest.

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

Whole new meaning to "fucking like rabbits"