ranking the pitt characters based on who is most chronically online
1. perlah and princess: they both ran facebook āgossip girlā pages for their schools, and even joke about making one for the pitt. theyāre mostly aware of filipino trends and on the rare occasion princess posts, she actually garners quite a lot of likes (not only is she iconic, no one knows how to work the algorithm like her)
2. trinity: she is so unapologeticly cringe and corny, all thanks to her +12h screentime that know one even knows how she reaches between everything she has to do. and you best believe that girl knows how to take a good instagram picture that gets more than one woman in the pitt drooling. briefly considered making a āgossip girlā twitter pages for the pitt bc she knew people would blame princess and perlah
3. victoria: not that big of a screentime, but somehow knows every new memes the minute their out. she knows older generations tend to think young people talking in memes and references are stupid, and she fully uses that to her advantage to insult them to their face without them knowing. she had robby thinking āuncā was a cool nickname for ages. she also helps boost views for go-fund-mes (which she donates to when she can), and spreads word about multiple conflicts around the world and how to help
4. mel: she is soooo online, youād just never know it because sheās in the nichest communities known to mankind. donāt ask her about 67 jokes, but she knows all the drama in the crochet/knitting side of tiktok. sheās read all papers concerning the academic beef between the cotton bros and the einstein bros regarding the theory on gravity, and she witnessed in real time the run for the world record of bird sighting between peter kaesner and jason mann (she believes jason is lying btw)
5. emma: she is pretty much the same concerning victoria, just with a lesser screentime. she loves glow up trends and fanarts of her favourite characters, she often saves hairstyles tutorials and meal preps recipes she never ends up doing
6. samira: sheās aware of memes mostly because she gets sent so much tiktoks by victoria. other than that she actually manages to scroll for reasonable amounts of time
7. cassie: sheās one of those kinda older folks who are effortlessly caught up with the trends and slang of the youth, without doing too much or trying to appear younger than she is. sheās just chill like that
8. jack: heās the exact opposite of cassie. he tries so hard, for such a badass man he is sooo uncool. he brags to robby about it too, acting like robby is so much older than him. no one in the pitt (except for robby) tries to disabuse him of that notion bc itās actually the funniest thing ever
9. dennis: the boy is from buttfuck nowhere nebraska. the only things he knows are because of trinity. heās slowly but surely moving up the ladder of chronic onliness, trin is getting closer and closer to getting him to download tiktok, she swears she is. she already managed to convince him to jump on the trend of calling robby unc
10. dana: emma only sends her posts she knows danaāll like, other than that, the only time dana uses social medias is for facebook marketplace. she bargains like no one, she literally got her hands on the full lennox spice village for less than $50
11. baran: she follows a lot of charities, new outlets she trusts, her favourite celebrities, and haircare routines for her curls that she follows religiously. you will never catch her on a bad hair day. she doesnāt really understand any memes but nods and smiles all the same when trinity or another pittling brings it up
12. yolanda: she tried to get into it to get closer to trinity but found it so stupid she has to physically stop herself from belittling trinity when she brings up a new meme. she just kinda stares until trin feels obligated to explain what the joke is, and on the rare occasion she finds it funny, yolanda still doesnāt crack a smile but trinity can tell anyway
13. literally everyone else