It's a mitzvah to eat the rich.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

my big goal for 2026 is getting into cigarettes so i can then quit and save all that money i was spending on cigs bc times are tight these days and i could really use any penny i can save

and plus quitting will be huge for my health, which is always a good thing

the breaking wheel is the dumbest torture implement. "what's a breaking wheel?" whatever you're imagining is a better idea than reality. it's a wheel that breaks you. there's literally nothing more to it than that. they hit you with the wheel and it breaks you. that's it, that's the whole device. they break you with the wheel.

I want to be very clear on this: they do not strap you to the wheel. that would, as previously stated, be way better. they just pick up a wheel and hit you with it. they hit you with the wheel. the ancient equivalent of beating someone to death with a car tire.

the way people seem to genuinely conflate brain damage with fascism drives me up the wall. maybe it's the lead in paint/gas/vapes. maybe it's ai. maybe their brains just don't work right. maybe something they didn't have control over made them dumb to us and thus ontologically evil. what are you on

every single day millions of people are poisoned by the actions of rich people trying to save a dollar by ignoring public safety. nobody has ever chosen to get brain damage. implying people with it are predisposed to conservatism is flatly awful. you yourself are not safe from getting brain damage because you are leftist. you are not special. you are just as likely to fall victim to it as anyone else is.

your mental ability does not, has not, and will never determine your political leanings. it's just plain ableism.

I mean this was the whole point of the Milgram experiment. “Why are Germans so predisposed towards fascism and genocide?” Actually, surprise! we all are! We are all completely capable of doing terrible things under the right conditions. Wouldn’t it be efficient if there was a “makes you conservative” gene or quality? And we could proactively round up all those people and sequester them away from the rest of us, or whatever? Wouldn’t that make everything so much easier?

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

an empty mini of fireball is a species of animal found in the US and its invasive habitat is on the ground