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hey what the hell is a real estate novelist anyway

Thank you Brazilian scientists, for performing a 'water is indeed wet' study for us to point to! 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Crushing news: shrinkflation so bad the funny number has decreased from 69 to 67

i just think it's interesting how much of david lynch's oeuvre highlights the power that men have over women and how often his male protagonists struggle with the discomfort brought on by this realization

it's almost like he was not super stoked about occupying that particular social role!

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

thinking about the time some terf dipshit on twitter said "you weirdos will be saying TREES are a social construct next" and I got nerdsniped and waded in like "trees ARE a social construct. there is no fundamental binary characteristic that separates trees from other plants" and well, I'll spare you the details but the conversation ended with the dipshit yelling "PALM TREES HAVE WOOD" which is hilarious because "wood" actually does have a pretty unambiguous, binary definition and palms in fact do not qualify

Reality. So much nuance.

i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" is and always has been fascist rhetoric everyone.

To paraphrase the late, great Sir Terry Pratchett... the innocent have a great deal to fear. Mostly from the kind of people who use the phrase "the innocent have nothing to fear".

My special talent is that I can draw connections between anything. Which is good for literary analysis but also makes me socially weird

Most skills that are conducive to writing and writing related activities also make you socially weird