Wakwaffle

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

some elf bullshit happened

The Silmarillion Abridged

today the village wizard read to us from the book of magicians which tells the comings of the comet and fortells his coming again and he told us how gaznak rides upon the comet & how he visits earth once in every two hundred and thirty years & makes for himself a vast invincible fortress and sends out dreams to feed on the minds of men & may never be vanquished save by the sword sacnoth like just retrieve the sword from the hide of tharagavverug why are you telling us this

RIP The One Ring of Power, forged in the fires of Mt. Doom by The Dark Lord. You'd have loved Blank Space by Taylor Swift.

"Ours" is about Gollum

There's no point going to Mars. In the song 'Toto' by Africa it clearly states 'there's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do'

I think if you put someone from 2005 onto a website from 2025 without the slow creep we've lived through, they'd think they had malware