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I'm literally just trying to watch netflix smh

Preposterous notion

Sleep for 23 hours

I will open with a two-part episode titled 'Deportation of the Daleks' where the Doctor finds himself siding with the Daleks, Cybermen and Autons against Nigel Farage

Admiral Janeway wrestles with how to respond to Lord Farquaad's request to join the United Federation of Planets without violating the Prime Directive. Lieutenant Shrek and Ensign Donkey of the USS Dauntless nearly ruin everything by accidentally replicating the gingerbread man

A woman has her deepest fantasies fulfilled when a socially awkward and non-threatening man called Wayne Grey offers to pay her rent for ten years without expecting anything in return and then disappears and is never heard from again

Meredith Grey, a highly unprofessional surgeon who remains in her job due to nepotism alone, uses her position of power to take advantage of unsuspecting interns oh wait they already made this one

Dave Brown, a greengrocer with no money, struggles to persuade anyone to come round to his flat for any reason at all