THIS BE ME

the reason the US emergency number is 911 is because it pays homage to 9/11. before 9/11 you had to spell out WATERGATE on your phone's keypad for an ambulance

arise, Sir Dummythicc Bouncealot...

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

there is no validation quite like when people really enjoy something you cooked

This is like the exact opposite of that knife cat picture

And somehow the cats face had the same energy

flat fuck friday

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

can’t wait to have chubby babies with the love of my life

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

This is simultaneously comforting and uncomfortable