Candy Hearts and Paper Flowers Will Always Keep Me Close To You

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

Alfred Molina as Doc Ock will forever be in the top 3 sexiest characters to ever grace the big screen. He had his fat knockers out and everything, like what more could you have asked for in the year 2004

maybe i’m crazy but i’m not actually convinced you care about human dignity and inalienable rights if your outlook on the world is primarily about who should die and suffer

people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard

There is sports discourse. There is yarn discourse. There is food discourse. There is academic discourse (dear sweet god is there academic discourse). If there are people out there collecting brass buttons specifically from 1921, they are going to have discourse about which buttons are trash and whether Person A cheated person B. To be human is to engage in pointless wankery sometimes.

i love kris deltarune they’re such The Character to me. they were a bad friend to noelle when they were kids and have been distant since her sister disappeared, but were still shocked and seemingly upset when overhearing her telling susie that they aren’t really close, not really friends like that. they play pranks and goof off in the back of church, they never sleep enough at night because they sneak out. they noteably and frequently sleep in class. they’re amazing at playing the piano. they’d rather self harm by biting the meat of their hand till it nearly bleeds then let the player make them say they’ll never play again. they cried for spamton. their feelings got aired out over and over in front of ralsei and susie by tenna in his way of “helping” or “refreshing their memory”. they carry a knife on them, they blush when susie brings it up. they’re good at flirting. they eavesdrop when they hear susie and noelle say their name despite the much more important task at hand of keeping the player at bay. at the first chance of getting control of their body at noelle’s house they make and slam back a glass of chocolate milk. they don’t know the end of the prophesy. they hate us.

Does anyone know what to do

I yet have to see any proof that this so-called “sex” is real and does in fact exist in our world to any tangible degree; and yet the stork exists and we can clearly observe it.