GARFIELD ENTHOUSIAST

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

I can flush all the toxins out of your body with my elixir that is a mixture of tap water and a foreboding black goo I cannot tell you about

glancing down at mens chest hair while theyre talking like it's cleavage

heartbreaking: local thing has to leave the house even though it is so tired and sleepy and full of joint pain

"rise and grind" okay uhhh rest and jest. bitch

what the fuck do you mean “overstimulated” I acted like that because I absorbed all the noises and stress and textures from the grocery store because I’m an empath

Haha wheee yaaaaay!!!

Is there any place for evil girls in society anymore? Like girls who want to rip people's hearts out and then feed them to their cats

THATS it. NO wet food for a MONTH

“what do you listen to?” music. “what kind of music?” the kind that gets my dick hard what the fuck are these questions