Esse tempo é nada

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

shoutout to coffee

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

Sometimes you gotta make yourself drink water and sit in direct sunlight, like some kind of wilted houseplant

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

choking on a single m&m. embarrassing

don't do that :0

i wish i could control it as well as the suggestion implies 😔

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

my fav thing is that i am always down to reblog sexual content. am i horny? am i not? no one will ever know

“is this really a hill you’re willing to die on?” wouldn’t have carried my happy ass up the hill otherwise brother