Esse tempo é nada

choking on a single m&m. embarrassing

don't do that :0

i wish i could control it as well as the suggestion implies 😔

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

my fav thing is that i am always down to reblog sexual content. am i horny? am i not? no one will ever know

“is this really a hill you’re willing to die on?” wouldn’t have carried my happy ass up the hill otherwise brother

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

having a belly outline while wearing a dress is a very beautiful and sexy accessory. anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is getting put in the shredder

the term "vegetable oil" feels threateningly nonspecific. which fucking Vegetables mate

legend tells of a mysterious being called “nuance” that allows multiple things to be true at the same time. some say you can still hear its voice whispering in the trees

cutting a glory hole in the fourth wall