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He should do this onstage for money.

I wanna make fun of this person for vaping enough to develop this talent but this is like. beautiful

I was Gordo

Gordo is my spirit animal

I was Gordo

Gordo is my spirit animal

If you step on people’s feet,they will open their mouth just like trash bins.

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

Two knives? pathetic. You can’t beat me and you know it, Human.

JESUS FUCK

This is pure gold