Freeze Your Brian

i hate that the true crime community is filled with so many freaks who stan and woobify literal serial killers like. i wanna know about art heists. identity theft. forgery. money laundering. prison breaks. elaborate scams. spies. secret political deals. bank robberies. where is the pizzazz? the showmanship?? the originality??? all i get is racist white men going around killing people because they hate women and im TIRED

*please don’t be a repeat of the Spanish Flu in Inuit communities*

The way his face jumps around and the mario music really just pulls the whole thing together

I’m just dead

No one confused her for nothing. She is a fashion icon.

Every single one if these looks is iconic and I am living for the Miranda Priestly hair. She looks amazing.

She’s beautiful and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

Lookit that tail go!

Venue owner honest god just fucking told me I had to go find the "lanky, scruffy guy with brown hair in a plaid button-up and thick glasses" at open mic comedy night.

Imagine you went to a drag show and someone earnestly asked you to go backstage and get the person wearing a wig and glitter eyeshadow for them. That's what I'm working with here.

the sims in fast forward mode

bitch people who do pottery……………your hands…………………………i cannot even begin to imagine

and bakers…….kneading dough is……………..im speechless

don’t forget gardeners……the wisdom…..the strength

Pianists... guitarists...

GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME

Guess who doesn’t have grammar? Also, you. Lol.

Bitch it’s 6 words and you understood what I meant, shut ya trix rabbit looking ass up. Stay in your lane