teevee

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

reminder that you are cool and legend

you are cool and legend you hear me

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

I've seen the first 3 seconds of this and scrolled on so many times and only now do I see my mistake

it's 100% crucial that anywhere you see or hear the word "calories" you mentally replace that with "energy" and you will see how insane everyone in the world is acting for no reason

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions

birthday month, do not disappoint me