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yall see the word pussy and hit that rb like the world ending

I don’t know what this says I just saw the word pussy and hit that rb like the world ending

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

I would be dead

I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

this is the type of positivity i need.

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

but how much extend

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I NEARLY CHOKED

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today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse“ oh my god…

classic material

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

This isn’t surreal this is high school

And college

every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark

Semicolon use is actually quite simple; semicolons separate two complete, related sentences.

cool; bro