IDIC

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

Why not find a Jewish man? We can control the weather 🤫

But do any of them have the character for "water" in their names?

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

change your name and gender at least twice a year for security reasons

using a gender manager so I don't have to memorize what gender I'm currently using for which accounts

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

not now kitten daddy’s fallen into the crevasse

someone tagged this for that fucking idiot pirate show. not black sails the bad one. does polar exploration mean NOTHING to you people???? i’m in hell

Polar Exploration Heritage Post

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

Starting to think some of y'all don't even want to go on a doomed polar expedition with me

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones