vorpal’s reblogs

i love you. im pregnant and its toys

what the fuck does that mean. stop. dont fucking say that

ok. getting an abortion and its you

i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery

^ surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

im throwing my sippy cup hard as fuck at ur head

asexual sex workers are braver than any US marine

"but how can be asexual and also sex worker" idk man it's just a job. I doubt most people who work in retail have a kink for stocking shelves.

The average person does not derive sexual pleasure from their job. Job kink Georg who derives ungodly amounts from work are statistical outliers and should not be counted

Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now