a series of actions is called a process

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's

do you jack off ?

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

I literally do get so gay off that tequila she was really right for that

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

Me: wow… i really have been so unplugged today… [sees that I posted every hour on the hour] well. Okay

*sexting* I love talking to you

when that cigarette smoke smell 🤤 but its a dumb fucking stupid au naturale fucking herbal remedy fucking leather pouch incense fucking natural bullshit tree bark maple honey bullshit cigarette so its not the same 😥 today i had wine with breakfqst

it happened again and the girl im in love with cant stop asking middle aged women for the half smoked cigarettes out of theirmouth this time it worked a random middle aged woman gave the girl im in love with a half smoked cigarette out of her mouth snd it smelled like fucking Boho Bullshit

my dog actually loves being shot in the head with 19th century european automatic handguns

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

suicide note that says "don't let them think the haters won I just had other shit going on"

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

flies towards you loudly and stings you painfully many times for no reason

getting to that part in the day where I imagine how soothing it would be to rock back and forth in a dark room