a series of actions is called a process

it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that resembles the grave but isn’t

I'm starting to think it's not the beer that makes you drunk, but rather the can itself

I could jerk off to any Rothko dead sober

Hey can you guys post in big font today i’m trying to drive

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

You can tell how disconnected someone is from other people if they by default assume someone does not have an experience unless they volunteer the information to all at all times

I notice this a lot with sexual abuse in particular like do you know how common it is to experience that you have to either be genuinely dumb or trying to intimidate people into silence to expect people to divulge that information to you before talking

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

Dont worry everyone. I'll freak out on all of our behalves

you want me so bad it makes you look Intelligent and good taste

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)