dnis are pointless but also if I find out any of yous guys vape on public transit... 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

“Homophobes think about gay sex more than gay people do” WRONG I’m winning I promise you I’m winning

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

Things often feel insurmountable but then you surmount them & don't really think about it that much afterwards